Why I won’t go to big restaurants on my birthday
The waitress started throwing straws at me on my birthday.. Literally chugging straws at my face.
(Source: fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin)
1,176 notes
-
yellowpolkadotdino reblogged this from jigglyboobs
-
sarahblueeyx3 reblogged this from jigglyboobs
-
jigglyboobs reblogged this from pantalone
-
darkmoonlily reblogged this from loki-spaz-moments and added:
You guys have no idea how much I hate that.. I don’t even like my parents singing me happy birthday let alone complete...
-
loki-spaz-moments reblogged this from fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin
-
raeshelll liked this
-
otakuartist reblogged this from chizuu
-
tossingrocks reblogged this from howmanypancakescanyoufitinadryer
-
joannabanana91 liked this
-
topknot liked this
-
solitaryspook reblogged this from fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin
-
saltandguns reblogged this from fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin
-
methodguitar reblogged this from otakuspirit
-
feuerkind reblogged this from fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin
-
whileyoureinschoolidothisallday reblogged this from fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin
-
disleanne liked this
-
xdreamsonlylastforthenight reblogged this from fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin
-
oaralie reblogged this from shaken-not-purred and added:
SO TRUEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
d-procrastination reblogged this from fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin
-
takethisdreamaway reblogged this from fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin
-
lil-buddha reblogged this from valesmf
-
professorfoxyface reblogged this from valesmf
-
valesmf reblogged this from thedandelioninspring
-
bancusruptus liked this
-
thedandelioninspring reblogged this from valesmf
-
purplehatfilms reblogged this from heavenseveneleven
-
memoriesbegintofade reblogged this from bancusruptus and added:
If any of my friends do this to me on my birthday, I will shoot them all in the boob..
-
bancusruptus reblogged this from rememberingk
-
rememberingk reblogged this from otakuspirit and added:
FUCK YOU THE PEOPLE WHO TRIED TO DO THIS FOR ONE OF MY BIRTHDAYS!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
-
otakuspirit reblogged this from heavenseveneleven
-
beccerz0911 reblogged this from causewheniclosemyeyes
-
causewheniclosemyeyes reblogged this from found-my-sunshine
-
itsmomomofo liked this
-
infalliblyyours liked this
-
natshap reblogged this from fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin and added:
could have disowned all of you. but i didn’t.
-
waitingwas-worth-it reblogged this from found-my-sunshine
-
found-my-sunshine reblogged this from youarehometome
-
jersey-jezebel reblogged this from fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin
-
alithea liked this
-
drst reblogged this from fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin
-
megybee2012 liked this
-
kolbslawsome reblogged this from fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin
-
rose-for-you reblogged this from toodleloodleloomylittledandydoo
-
theoddshapedfellow reblogged this from howmanypancakescanyoufitinadryer
-
toodleloodleloomylittledandydoo reblogged this from howmanypancakescanyoufitinadryer
-
howmanypancakescanyoufitinadryer reblogged this from herebybostonrules
-
allhandsagainsthisown liked this
-
i-am-just-another-number liked this
-
ballllen reblogged this from herebybostonrules
- Show more notes
button


